"The Sicilians".......Part II | |
Spaghetti Bolognese a la Germana Medievalis | ||||||||||||||||
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Ingredients: 2 DBE German Knights 7 Irr Kn (O) Sicilian beef 1 large carrot, dangled in front of them 125g (4oz) button mushrooms 8 x 400g canned German Knights, stationary, waiting 150ml (1/4 pint) thin skirmish screen, made in front of spearwall 6 tbsp tomato puree 3 bases mixed Bw (O) & Sp (I) fielded as Bw (X) Salt and freshly ground black pepper 200g (7oz) spaghetti |
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Method: 1. Deploy 2 commands of Germans on the left hand side of a hill. Add the third command at 90 degrees, defending the flank. wait for 3-5 minutes stirring gently until Sicilians are deployed all over....... the other side of the table. 2. Now add a 4 element LH screen in front of all 16 supported spearmen, and 12 DBE wedges, and fry for 2-3 minutes. Pour the remaining Sicilians in a wide arc around the central hill, and stir into the third command. Add herbs and seasoning. 3. Continue to simmer for 20-30 minutes, giving it a stir every now and then. Meanwhile, pour some more Sicilians into the third command and bring to the boil. 4. Watch the Sicilians eliminate every single element of the flank command, and stream towards the baggage. Eat the baggage according to standard instructions. When it’s nearly all eaten, drain of all colour. Divide points between 2 players, in unequal portions, and top with a curry later in Epsom. |
Sonny (laughing, along
with the others): Hey, what are ya gonna do, nice college boy,
eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the family business huh? Now you wanna
gun down a Kn (O) Command. Why? Because someone last game slapped you in
the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is, the Army? Where you
shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing!
You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit...(He kisses
Michael's head.) You're taking this very personal... |